Roland, usually I appreciate your cynical sense of humor but this time you crossed the line. If you're amused by that shit then you really need to get your head checked.
I wote for: "Lets trow roland from forum" Or at least ignore all his posts. Anyways what a hell moderator doin???
de facto, "international" is a self moderating forum with a sleeping cop de jure, this forum is moderated by me and nicae.
Halle Berry? AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! Alone hearing or reading that name makes me wanna throw up. I can hardly recall a more disgusting Hollywood star. Even ugly ones like Linda Hunt have more charisma and more talent.
Re Roland's reply: I think I can read between the lines a bit. He put some pictures of twentieth century Euros in there. See, twice (or more) Americans [from AMERICA: that includes Canada and several other countries in BOTH the Americas], had to go rescue Europe's sorry, sore, bleeding and torn, raped wide open, ass. See, Europe has, many times, gotten some sort of strange tick, some strange neurotic behavior, it starts to scratch at itself and then it swats itself and then it begins to punch and kick itself and the progrssion continues until Europe is destroying everything and everyone in Europe and some other places also. Those pictures were Euros when Euros were behavin the way Euros have behaved many manyMANY times, sollectively too. Such a civilized civilization. LOL. [no, NOT LOL, but more gag and shudder and tears. You are a billion self righteous snobs - who don't deserve to be snobs, because you are really really low most times, most eras. We in the americas took from Europe a few good things, some recipes and science and left the rest of it there. Last I even thought about it, Kosovo is part OF EUROPE.
@fatale: true, most americans have problems with overweight; however, can you laugh from yourself? Post your puicture ;-> @roland: go, get your medication. Halle Berry is, well... Not in my type. Besides let's talk about ordinary people, not about hollywood stars. ;-> IMHO EU has more interesting girls than USA.
OK. Well, for me an ordinary girl has more charme and is anytime more attractive than Halle Berry. The latter is only good as a fantasy kickstarter for the really desperate midnight masturbators.
Do you want to compare about the morality of European countries acts with the morality of American countries acts? Dont want to go into a flame, but many citizens could be ashamed of what was done in the name of their flags. From both, European and American contries. Don´t compare. Comparations are always hateful. I understand this began as a joke thread. So please, maintain it that way.
There is this woman on the bus. She is average lookin woman. She got little flaws 'average lookin' women have. And she has mousey coloured hair and freckles. And one of her front teeth, you know, the ones in front, fuck I can't remember what they is called, yeah, those teeth... Um Anyway, she got one of her teeth there is in front of, a bit, just a bit, leanin over there, to kinda give the shoulder too, it's next tooth, the other same tooth. And her mousey hair is frizzy. And she wears earth colours. Browns and greens and grey.s And she gets onto the same train as I do in the morning. Every morning. I been lookin at her when I figure she ain't lookin at me. Most times I got my goof hat on and the brim low like. And she never smells like anything when she comes by. And you know somethin? The way this woman acts and the way she carries herself and the way she smiles and defers to others. I don't think about her much, because I don't know her. Well, I do think about her a little, yeah. Because, well, I know her a bit. a little tiny bit. And because, see, when you is noticed by someone and they start to watch you, to listen to you, to sniff the air when you go by, well, you are bein knowed. Someone is knowin you when they is smellin ya.... Jeez. This is lookin like I am some sort of train pervert. The guy on the train with a hardon.... No, it's not like that. Oh, and did I say she talks? I could hear her too. A bit, depending on where she is sittin from me and how many people is on the train their, with us, makin noises of our own and too, how noisy that fuckin train is, some of em are fuckin noisey. And I really really really really like her. I think she is beautiful and I would have her baby, yep. I am thinkin, "jeez, if she sat on my face I wouldn't say no...." [that is a sayin, a proverb, an expression see... I didn't make that up. It means if she comes over and jumps ya ya would, well, be jumped... She comes and sits down next to me. Now I can only look at her by moving my head so I can see her. And now I CAN smell her. And I see too, her hands are perfect. Like a soap commercial. And her blazer doesn't have any fuckin lint on it. And her skirt today is plaid tartan. "Fuck'" I say to myself, "she is perfect." and now I am sweatin. And she starts talkin to me. I swear to got I didn't start it, she did. And she talked and talked and talked. And I hung on her every word. And she even intorduced herself, kinda. She said, "You will always remember my name. If we should not meet for fifty years, you will remember my name when we should meet." I thought to myself, "I won't forget your name ever..." And she said, My name is "Thursday Only." And I said, [gulp] Pleased to meet you [gulp] Thursday Only. And she was talkin. And oh, fuck, she is one of those people who likes to touch you on yer cuff or yer knee when she is talkin to ya. And I am thinkin, "Oooooooh, stop doin that. Stop DOIN that!" And I got to get off at the next station and I say, "Well, I'll be seein ya, Thursday! Bye for now" And Off I go. And I am thinkin to myself..... "Ooooooh. Fuck, I gotta get on that train. And I am gonna see her every day. And too, I am thinkin, "Oooooooooh. Fuck. Today is Wednesday." [gulp]
1)No. I was wrong to. 2)No and agreed. 3)Disgraceful. 4)okay. 5)Not always. 6)Yes, a joke thread beginning. 7)Okay. Sorry.