We gonna get some English in here to

piss you Poles off.

I know, I know, many you guys can speak, read and write English [sort of]. Well, this won't be any skin off your backs then, will it? I am wantin to piss off The More Backward And Provincial Among You.
How?
Well, I will look for a thread with somethin really interestin as it's topc, say, something about:
Zlotxxnyyish mblet
or
Naschyy nitt volnoyitsty chzzicshyhy.

And I will post a reply all about zamobonis, bent hockey sticks or Kim Campbell's failed policies as Foreign Minister. When replied to in Polish, more than likely, loosely translated as:
"Go to your International Forum, you English Pig-dog! I fart in your general direction!" I will reply, of course, in English.

[this is joke, I prolly won't. I prolly won't even remember this post until some raving, toilet drinking, Catholic with wierd funny writin of too many zeds and exes writes and tells me, in no uncertain terms, to
나 자신과 성을 있으십시요
Sorry, the closest I could get to a translation from the English to the Polish is English to Korean.

Stupid babel fish.

 

mamon

 

no, en polish sería "mamó"

 

Naschyy nitt volnoyitsty chzzicshyhy.

 

naaah we got great anti-english-suckers weapon. check this out bitch http://www.vfa303.republika.pl/brzeczyszczykiewicz.mp3

 

@Bilesz: szopchan kuwrzeck sporzatoli kartofle!

 

hehe Beryl

Mb its impolite, but what do u care? They dont talk about you. I read many #@$#$%$^% russian or espaniol sentence and i dont complain.

 

@Beryl

psziklo nam ale sztrona o fodanym dresie nie istniej

może skróć trochę nazwę pliku (tak 8literek+rozszerzenie) to pójdzie

 

yeah he must understand us through of his "frustration"..... heee...frustration, he doesn t know what is that...travel to birmania and try to say something....i feel that many times when i write in the inernational forum


why should i write in enlglish to my spanish friends? im not so elquent in english like you

 

We're supposed to be all literate in English?
C'mon big-jo, that's far from the reality...
Although english is the second language in virtually all Polish schools, there're only the young Polish people from cities, that are almost unanimously able to communicate in english on a very basic level.
For most people over 30 Russian is their "first and olny" foregin language... and the majority speaks it as in the case of young english speakers... "barely"... daily vocabulary, no grammar structure at all
Disturbing as it may be to read Polish in some posts it's the very same way if we try to read Spanish/Portugese comments in the main International forum.
Hence I can clearly understand your point in writing in Spanish to broz and CO.
Biles is a one-language writer and he's not so used to reading foreign herogryphs- hence he started such a marvelous and empty topic in Polish forum.
My being used to alcohole overdoses lets me understand his point too

 

waruqlo gnaleq guboja mateke emrakeadba

Biles , learn Polish , then we`ll talk

 

nie pojdzie bo mi sie miejsce na republice skonczylo. ale na tym wlasnie nasza tajna bron polega

 

WTF??? I want you all to learn German!! Pronto!

 

Well, after all, biles is getting some english in here too

 

The one time I come without a point and some people 'get it.'
Damn. I just posted the thing for laughs.

 

Biles , if you knew Polish you would see that most of the ppl here are having a good time

 

Biles, learn some simple polish words&sentences. Then try them on MA:

WTG - zajefajnie
We need Ju/Li to f.... - dajcie autobus do f....
Selfkiler! - Samojebiec!
Where are cons? - Gdzie kony?

 

Almost the same in Russian, innit?

 

Si

 

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard
the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "BECAUSE YOU LOST THE BLOODY WAR!"