[OT] Jump if you want to live

lol I found this website in other forum, are these people crazy?
Go to http://www.worldjumpday.org and see it yourself, maybe we can jump too

 

they are jokers

 

LooooooooooooooooL JUMP!!!

 

imo neg ,I joined.Best solutions are usually the simplest ones.Welcome to the bright happy future of great humankind.

 

jump won't change anything, because your trajectory is closed.
jump is action within gravitational field, but gravfield field is _potential_ that means that moving along closed trajectory won't make or require the work.
you could shift earth by jumping into kosmos and not returning to earth. that's another idea - reactive motion. that will have some effect theoretically, of course. but practical effect will be non-sensible.
so you have a choice between no-effect hopping and less than noticeable effect with leaving the planet.

 

hey! nice idea exec! if 2 thousands millions people jumped off the planet.... even if the trajectory remains the same, it would be a solution..... volunteers?

 

i've got a better idea! Let's gather some people in exect time and let's all fart in this very moment! The gasses will surely change the trajectory of the planet, it would work like a giant rocket-engine .... it's brilliant!

 

lol vojt, thinkin the same thing...

but the problem is gases will stay in atmosphere and will raise temperature

 

and stink....

 

nah-uh if you'd use a lighter....

 

action+reaction = nothing at all
idea: link the moon to earth

 

the sad thing is these people are dead serious... I'd prefer them to be just dead

 

With the earthquake of december the planet didn t change of orbit, but its rotation was faster for a few milliseconds, and the position of the axis of the earth changed thousandth of second of arc.


btw, pls dont forget use helmet and parachute, going at 1666 km h is dangerous

 

Dumb joke: "no, going at that speed is not dangerous, what is dangerous is colliding with anything while at that speed "

 

i've got a better idea. 2 billion dicks pushing at the same time vojtas' ass. That wouldn't move earth, but would be a hell of a fun

 

Maybe everybody fucking at the same time in earth could create a vibration in the planet...



Hmmmm... But I dont know what can change with it...



...who cares? It would be good!

 

If we all fart at the same time the ozone layer will grow larger and we'll all die in a second

 

always asking for vibration... you're untirable!!!

 

just been vibratin part of the planet.
sry, couldnt invite U broz, but we were in a hurry

 

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