Мужской манифест

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  1. pakman

    pakman Well-Known Member

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    Если принять вышенаписанное за правдивые средние ментальные установки, кого опаснее иметь в качестве главы государства - мужчину или женщину?
     
    pakman, Oct 24, 2022
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  2. Siddha

    Siddha Well-Known Member

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    Низзя резко бросать пить
     
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  3. Siddha

    Siddha Well-Known Member

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    У меня сопцтвенное произвоцтво;)
     
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  4. mcleon

    mcleon Well-Known Member

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    Да бля ть!!! шо ж такоэ...
     
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  5. -Shai-

    -Shai- Well-Known Member

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    -Shai-, Oct 25, 2022
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  6. -Shai-

    -Shai- Well-Known Member

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    Myж пpивёл впepвые свою жену на банкет с сослуживцами.
    Жена спрашивает:
    - Кто та женщина, в красном платье?
    Муж отвечает:
    - Любовница шефа.
    - А та, полная брюнетка?
    - Любовница главного бухгалтера.
    - A в жeлтoм плaтье в цветочек?
    - Любовница начальника отдела.
    - А эта, стройная блондинка?
    Муж забылся и говорит:
    - А это, моя любовница!
    Жена (с гордостью):
    - Нaшa-то, лyчшe вcex!©
     
    -Shai-, Oct 25, 2022
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  7. Flk

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    Flk, Oct 25, 2022
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  8. Вовочка

    Вовочка Well-Known Member

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    Я думал, что в твоем мед.учреждении с этим делом жестко. Все-таки режимное предприятие.
     
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  9. Charge

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  10. mcleon

    mcleon Well-Known Member

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    Ширвиндт и Державин с тёлками?
     
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  11. Charge

    Charge Well-Known Member

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    Если оставить мужчину в покое, перестать все контролировать и заняться, наконец, собой, большая часть проблем в отношениях рассасывается самостоятельно.
     
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  12. -Shai-

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  14. -Shai-

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    bah---, Nov 2, 2022
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  17. SliceMaster

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    Бля, надо иметь очень крепкие нервы и отношения чтобы замутить подобную херню.
     
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  18. Bavaria

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  20. -Shai-

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    жить ему оставалось от силы пять минут)
     
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