Original BBC News from this day: http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/july/10/newsid_3516000/3516193.stm
"Today, at 06:00 CET, German war machine attacked our beloved country without any warning!. Dozens of bomber and fighter planes up from F10 climbing to the F9. Suddenly 2 x Pe-2 dived down from the skies. After short combat 25 German chutes were waving above The Chanel. Never in the field of virtual conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."
From the London Times Riech Liebensraum Beobachter, July 30, 1941: Today, within a small space of time, twelve JU-52s delivered a handful of drunks onto varoius airfields in Southern England and Wales and conquered the southern and interior industrial and shipping cities of the UK. There was no response from British and Empire troops. A few RAF and French and Russian aircraft responded but soon had no airfileds to fly from, there being only five in all of the UK. British Civilians when being marched to The Execution Trenches were heard to wonder outloud "Where was the bloody army? Why did we get a Churchill? Did we get him as PM so he could continuously waste resources on a couple fleets of aircraft carriers that sail around the bloody wogs and wops and fritzes, being attacked and sand so we could rebuild yet another, with NO THOUGHT WHATSOEVER given to things like HOME DEFENCE and, well, THE ARMY......" This is The Final Edition of the London Times. Sieg Hiel M8s!!!
66 years still waiting the first patch to fix the damn 109s falling into the Channel... WTG Göring!!!!!!!!
The Germans decided to dispatch two of their best agents to Britain. For a year they have been mastering english language, customs and lifestyle so that there was no possibility anyone would discover them. One night a Ju-52 dropped them over Kent and the first thing they decided to do was to celebrate the good landing. They went to a pub and ordered martini. "Dry?" asks the bartender. "Nein, zwei".
