Bakshish the ShopCat

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by hezey, Nov 5, 2010.

  1. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Hope it worked. He lives at my mom's house now. The crew there is sure to live long, I may not. It is best ShopCat be there. He likes it there. I found [from my mom's vetrenarian] he is about 6 years old now, which means when I adopted him he was about a year old. He has a long life ahead of him.
    I am the only human who he lets pick him up. I am the only human he will let put him in a box [he does NOT like to be put in a box].
    People say animals are dumb, yes, if you take the definition of dum literally, he is. BUT he is very intelligent, I think cats are smart beings. ANd I think ShopCat is very tuned in. I love him. I get to see him whenever I visit my mom's house. He has a lot of humans there so he is never lonely. ANd there is a gulch behind his house where animals live and he can go kill stuff, which he loves to do.
     

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    He cannot communicate with spoken words, becuase, like all animals, he is dumb.
     

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  3. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Doing what he likes to do. SWEET FUCK ALL.
     

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    Still thirsty. The young lady boarding at my mom's took these pics. I asked about him at the sink, "Did you give him a drink?" She said, "no, I thought he wanted something in the sink." [like what? What would a cat want that is in a sink? except........]
    Bathtub picture I asked, "Did you trickle him a bit of water?" "She said, "No! Cat's don't like water! Pft."
    I groaned and let mom talk to her.
     

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  5. mumble

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    Young lady's a keeper. :rolleyes:
     
  6. hezey

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    She is a cutey. She is 18. She is boarding at my mom's house. Her mom and dad had her put on various pills [called medications] for various concocted 'mental disorders' and she is drunk all the time now, even after getting off those pills [medications]. Poor kid. I don't think she has a gainful proffessional future..
     
  7. mumble

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    This is so wrong, but can she dance at all? :D
     
  8. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Dunno.
    She got a Beauty Pajient thingy. [Padgent? Pajent?].
    She was named
    Miss Diagnosis
     
  9. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    [deleted, sry, picture wrong format, size etc]
    the message you have entered is too short
    FUCK OFF
     
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  10. -al---

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    nice pussy pics

    maybe time now for some chick pics? ;)
     
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    Nice cat.

    I miss Nikitty Kruschev and Catrick Swayze.
     
  13. Red Ant

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    Your cat just knows where it's at. That's totally the best thing to do!
     
  14. hezey

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    Yep, it is what his favorite human does too.