Dickless Bastards

Discussion in 'Warbirds International' started by Allsop, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. Allsop

    Allsop Well-Known Member

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    I stopped to clean off my Mustang today and noticed that half of the Pony emblem has been broke off the gas cap! Some dirty dickless peice of shit walking down my street must have just decided it would be a good idea to fuck with another mans ride and tried taking the gas cap.

    Fortunately I predicted this, and the thing is secured to the car with 16guage steel cable. "coiled inside the cap so no one can see". So then in panic he must have tried for just the emblem instead of the entire cap. The thing doesnt pop out like the tags on most cars Its solid metal welded on. So now I have a fucked up gas cap that will be about 25$ to order a look alike.

    If you know anyone who makes a hobby of jacking emblems of cars, beat their fucking head in. Finding parts for these old cars isnt as easy as going down to a junk yard looking for 1 of 1000 other wrecked hondas.

    GODAMN IM PISSED!
     
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    motherfuckers......one of my cousins when was much younger was used to steal the emblems of bmw and others
     
  3. RolandGarros

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    hahaha i did that to you
     
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  4. Allsop

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    Hey roland, go suck a nut.
     
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    i don't see where people finds entertainment in fucking others' possessions...
    Sorry for you, Allsop. And i mean it
     
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    I think that's a karma-thing, allsop. You deserved it!

    (j/k mate, it's fucking lame to do shit like that)
     
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    Here in my town I can no longer count how many times some dweeb out there has decided to steal the little renault symbol from my wheels (and everyone costs 6 euros... I must have bought at least 6-7 of them)
     
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    That's why i have a shitty bike. People don't even bother in trying to steal anything from it :D:D
     
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    once i had fun with passing by white cars with a marker in my hand ... dunno why i did that...
     
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    oh! wait! i remeber! ... didn't like the owner!
     
  12. Broz

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    'cos you're a fucking bastard

    :D
     
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    Sorry allsop.

    :(

    ...that kind of stuff is a f****g pain in the butt.

    GL finding a "new" one.
    MB next time instead of wire you can use barbed wire? Then just use the "CSI-guys" the find the wanker who did it? j/k
     
  14. RolandGarros

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    next my pet pigeon will shit on your windshield
     
  15. Allsop

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    Next Im going to shove a fucking broom handle up your ass with no vaseline. Shut the fuck up roland, seriously not in the mood to listen to your half baked coments.

    If it was some fucker that had beef with me then I would have recognized his face. I didnt, it was just some looser much like yourself who was walking down the street, saw a car that looked WAY cooler than any honda and thought it would be cool to jack the gas cap....cause I couldnt possibly need it right? I know keep a bat by my door. So bring it on, markers, pigeons, whatever the fuck you got bring it, cause I want broken legs for this.
     
  16. Malino

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    I remember when it was cool to wear a VW badge around your neck.


    Personnaly I thought those that did it looked pretty silly.


    Stupid idiots following fashion.

    Plonkers.

    Mal
     
  17. RolandGarros

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    i could never be jealous of your car, my ford is much more modern & reliable, anyway cars are tools of transport & nothing more. only aircraft are actually cool...well my new necklace is pretty cool
     
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    I still have the cap you fucking retard. They just TRIED TO TAKE IT AND FUCKED IT UP A LIL.

    What do you drive? a little ford fiesta? A tempo? probably some escort or focus? is you think thats better, go hand yourself.
     
  20. ozemale6t9

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    I have heard that if you paint the logo on a VW hubcap, and spin said hubcap at 1500 rpm, it looks like a swastica. Haven't been able to get my hands on one to find out though. Maybe I should pinch one....don't have a VW by any chance, Allsop? :rolleyes:


    regards, Oz

    PS. Allsop....probably be too late by the time you see this but....http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-Mustang-65-Gas-Cap_W0QQitemZ4568191434QQcategoryZ34204QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
    . A few others there as well, from diffferent years, closing later.
     
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