You fuckin sickos. I don't understand this shit. First of all, he looks like a wrinkle necked old fart dressed up as a fuckin State Trooper or a Prison Warden in Unicedates. Second, he looks like, if he ain't a State Trooper, a wrinkle necked old fart dressed up as a Marine Drill Sgt. Third, he looks like some wrinkle necked old fart ya might see on tv. And this feel the general thing? Feel the general? What the fuck? Not many people have lived after feeling a general, right? I mean, okay, maybe some of those young guys Monty surrounded himself with got to feel the Vicount of Alamein's love.... But did the get to feel the general? Imagine. Could there be anyting more uglier like than Bernard Law Montgomery in a tutu and pink tights and little ribbons?
I'm sorry, but you wouldn't understand it anyway. I'm deeply sorry for you and I wish you all the best. Sincerely, Vasco (the General's chosen one)