There are some really good billboard adverts in Scotland for irn-bru (a soft drink). This is one of my favourites Post any that you can find. Okay, that didnt work The image can be found at this url; http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs67&d=06065&f=irnbru.png
Hehe, what's it mean "to snog?" I don't think I want that old lady to snog me, or do anything for that matter
Irn-bru is a drink that I tried for the first time about a month ago at a fish and chips shop here in Canada. I tried this drink, because I saw an ad on the wall in the shop for IRN bru, but it was a straight forward ad, not at all funny like these ones! This drink could do much better in North America I'm sure...You need to bring these ads over here. I'm serious you Scots can make a buck over here, you just have to know how. Coca cola and pepsi, in fact all the big soft drink companies have ads that are not as funny as any of these irn bru ads. "I love Irn Bru and so do my bitches" please put this on television over here you WILL MAKE MONEY. btw what the fuck does irn bru mean in english, lol IRON BREW or something, lol
I remember an ad from "save the animals" or something like that, which showed a rat's face and said: "Does your mother still live? Mine was eaten in a burger king". Was shocking...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6987880987298349666&q http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6065453064135890055&q
Aye, it means Iron Brew The original slogan for it was 'Made in Scotland, from girders' (a girder is a metal beam used as a support on bridges).
I think an untapped market in the field of Humour In Advertizing is Viagra and the other pills for men with limp dicks. Imagine the laughs that could be had! Scene, from a distance, maybe helicopter shot: Man with mazarati. Blonde in the passenger seat. Medallions and a white turtle neck. He wears one of those 'skipper' hats, fat rich guys like Kennedys wear. He is happy looking, smug. Zoom in on the woman next to him, she is NOT happy. Close up and with sound: "Hey, move your arm" [she moves his elbow, so she can get at his zipper and get her lips correctly placed for, well, you know what for, right?] he says, "babe, I have been at the office for 7, 18 hour days. I am streesed. This won't work." Time goes by, you can't see her, she is beneath the dashboard somewhere. He doesn't look happy. He tries closing his eyes, so he can think about women he does NOT hate. Car almost runs off the road. He screams! Bitten, it seems. Car passes by a big billboard with a happy trillionaire multinational food company owning senator holding a little pill and saying, "hey, my wife? She likes this stuff almost as much as I do. You should buy it! [sponsored by multinational drug cartel, I mean company] He gets an idea and heads for the nearest exit at 100 MPH. And slams on his brakes next to a drug store. And he screams. Seems he was bitten again. Inside the drug store he is told you need a perscription from a doctor. A doctor? His woman is NOT pleased. Sir, the Viagra Corporation has a doctor in each of our stores, especially for you! The woman with the rich skipper hat wearing sports car driving New England boy is now happy. Out from the back of the drug store comes a little fat guy with a Great Big Nose, he says, Oy vay, sho, your little thingie isn't growing like a good boy? Oy, ve got jusht da ting for you! cut go to scene in car. Man visible. Woman not visible. Man smiling.
