May the new year bring a streak of 200 for each of us! Oh, and luck in love, good health and what not ...
Yeah.... Hapy New Year to all including "da golden showers". Wow, what mistake I made. Hapy was the god of the Nile River. He was the personification of the Nile's bounty and the fertility of the river's annual inundation. He is shown as a man with breasts. Hapy Of The North and Hapy Of The South, standing with the symbol for union, represented the nation itself. So to correct that here we go again. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I am going to do another night shift at work. And am hoping the bag of pot I left there, somewhere obvious and not too bright, last shift wasn't found, so I can 1)smoke some of it and 2)be relieved no one else found it and ratted me to the boss and 3)stay blotto at work while The World Parties. I tried to talk The Other Guy There into paying for half a prostitute but he refused, he is from a culture where you will get the Death Penalty for having illicit and FUN sex with a woman you are not married to. Goats are okay though. I refused his counter offer of going halves on a goat. He thinks I am crazy, wanting all the risks associated with a New Years Prostitute. He says I should go for the goat as, when we are done, we can then barbecue it and have snacks for a couple weeks. Happy fuckin new year [in about 8 hrs].
just how much of that pot do you have there? (btw. don't worry - I laughed, the post was fun, I'm just curious )
How much? Uh. I dunno if they got em where you are, they are these ziplock bags, only they are tiny, like. About a big as a big postage stamp. Got a couple lttle snips of some bud. Left it over by a spot I go to have a puff on slow nights. Not a place frequented by anyone, really, a lonely, windswept spot under some drippy trees. No one found it. I am okay now. Smoking some and playing video games during mmost of my shift. I might even log on and see what's up [28,800 connex, so will undoubtedly fly buffs].
