I love that shit. Indai Pale Ale is grand It tasks great. I got this shit called... wait, I gotta go look ... ... ... {no pic) ... ... OH WAIT! click Fuck. I ahve had two litres About two and a half quarts, yankees....]. I remember there was a time when a litre [or a quart] of brew was fuck-all. Well, now it is all I need. Oh, wait, uh, two of them things. I brought it home. When the Big Sikh Security guard was closing in on me [I dress like a hobo, always have], I notice him breathing down my back. I figured I would dicumbubulate him a bit, I round on that fucker and I said, "Hey you are from India, you must know about this shit, right?" He said, "sir, we do not drink that in my home country." I said, "Oh yeah? Well, where the fuck is India then?" He said back: I am from Punjab. I said, That is India isn't it? He said, "No, It is packistan." The guy fucked my brain up so bad that I broke the bottle open and had a bug swig on the way out of the store. He raily shook me up. Fuck. A packi IS A PUNJABI? I didn't know... Mac, I apologize. So, I am pissed oput of my fuckin goard now and I don't give a fuck whetehr the shit is from Punjab or if it is from fuckin BC, in canad. It still tastes great. Very rich, A nice head, nice colour, and is 6% alcohol. Two litres. What the fuck, eh? [Oh and you fuckers who think I am Mcload? Go take a long hard suck on a gorrila cock, okay? Fuck-head] Edit: [nice thing about that Pale Ale also. Hardly any hangover. But that seems true with any well made drunk beverage]
Enjoy your beer, man. However IPA does not mean it comes from India. In fact its origins are in England and it was exported TO India. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_Pale_Ale Depending on when, the Punjab could have been Greek, Indian, Paskistani, or Sikh or any other mix of countries. The word Punjab is from the Persian for "five rivers". Have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punjab_region Any case, you would kind of figure it a bit strange that an alcoholic beverage would come from an area where it is prohibited to drink alcoholic beverages, be it HIndu or Muslim... Sort of like asking for Kosher pork, no? I had a pale one a few days ago, but now I am in the season and needing to finish my Guinness...
Oh boy, keep it up. Heart attack at 48. LL: India Pale Ale has blessed us because Ale doesn't ship very well. So it is made locally [it was, two hundred years ago]. There is porter ale, and it is called that for a reason. Porter sat well in a ship. I don't like porter, yech. The stuff I had is classy, really good. Made in BC, Canada. Not made by Indians. LL, you have no sense of lampoon. I wouldn't want to ask you a riddle, because I know what you would do, if I asked you, "What is the difference between india Pale Ale and Vomitus?"* I wouldn't ask you that riddle, because I know you would put your cap and gown on and use big fuckin words... and you wouldn't be funny and you would ruin the punch line, eh? *answer: Blowing pale ale out yer nose will make people laugh. %)
No idea why a Sikh would tell you that punjab is in Pakistan, cuz it ain't..and he oughtta know that... You sure he was a Sikh? Maybe he was a muslim and as far as he's concerned, the Sikhs can all buzz off and punjab should be part of Pakistan anyway...or Kashmir or whatever..doesn't matter he's a security guard in a mall in BC now. Alexander Keiths was THE pale ale in this country forever, now it looks like there are some micro breweries that are ridin his coat tails. nothin wrong with havin 1 or 2 pints or bottles of brew. Hard liqour is the same.. 1 or 2.
Looseleaf, you tell him..... Never mind. I will. "...Punjab is the most populous province of Pakistan with approximately 56% of the country's total population...." [Wikipedia]
Nothing wrong with a pint of two every now and then and especially around the 17th of March... but then it's most likely Guinness and/or Jameson or Paddy's. What Hez and I were saying was the Punjab is a region that was partitioned. Pakis took the bigger part and the Indians got the rest. The Sikhs have their piece but they want their own country. Unfortunately for them they are still in India according to the Indian gov. ( if you were old enough to remember when Indira Gandhi was assassinated the Sikhs were having a great party even though they had nothing to do with it.....so they said....). So it was sort of like W.C. Fields in the movie when he asks from his blimp: "Is this Kansas City Missouri or Kansas City, Kansas? " (the joke is that he is over some ritzy pent house restaurant in Hong Kong and you see these booze bottle coming down on these very elegant peoples dinners.. the bottles dropping in a straight line like a great bombing run in a FH B-24....)
ABSINTHE !!!!!! Be careful with that stuff! Humm... in the French style. with the sugar cube on fire and 2/3 water? Do you buy a local homemade product or the original Swiss ? Maybe Funtom can send you some of the good Czech stuff ? Please feel free to report any hallucinations ... or great revelations...
Humm... I thought the French method was with the flame. There can be flame just on the sugar cube or flaming cube dropped into to glass. so you have the cube over the glass and pour water slowly dissolving the the cube into the glass? I guess the flaming cube into the glass can be called Czech or Hungarian or Austrian method too.. not sure. What I was referring to as Czech was the product made in Czech Republic. It is considered much stronger that western euro made. However it may have illegal amounts of wormwood alcohol. Could be very dangerous. Happy louching! Let me know what happens!
louche is a favourite state, indeed. thujone is not forbidden here and it is a myth anyways. 85° rulz, just it.
Well... be careful. I just don't trust that stuff. The real problem is there is no standard definition of the product so the stuff can be almost anything. Some people were using copper based chemicals and coloring agents to get that certain green color. I think one is safer with the IPA. All it takes is more....
Hear hear! I got drunk. I watched the youtube, had some laughs, went for a walk, still in control, pissed a river, eventually passed out and I had a leeeetle tiny hangover and all it took was [deleted] to get my head back into shape. I like [deleted]. It is a good cure for a lot of illness. Mmmmmmmmm.
jacques senaux is painting absinthe models with different colours: 65% green 70% red 80% blue 85% black another absinthe-like drink is xenta absinthe, but it does not give the louche. i drink jacques senaux once per month, 2-6 shots per evening, for 6 years. not dead yet.
