{JG13} Keeps on recruiting

Discussion in '{JG13} Loki's Kinder all welcome' started by Zembla JG13, Apr 18, 2003.

  1. Zembla JG13

    Zembla JG13 FH Beta Tester

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    Hello fellow pilots,

    We - at {JG13} - are always on the lookout for new pilots. What we can offer, is a coordinated virtual experience amongst other effective and well trained pilots. When we fly it's about fun - although there is enough space for the lone wolf pilots or the serious pilot that wants to plan a mission and then execute it with maximum precision - therefore we are rather a brotherhood than a squadron. We rely on friendship and loyality to leave the hot zone in a safe way. Established four years ago we try to bring over our own extensive experience on pilots with fewer experience.

    Our pilots fly multi roles, but have their specialities:

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    [list][*]Fenris - [b]Interceptors / Defensive fighter cover / Field defense[/b] Commanded by Major Zembla, commonlyknown as zembla [*]Hela - [b]Offensive fighter cover[/b] Commanded by Oberst Odisseo, commonly known as -odi--[*]Jorgumangr - [b]Bomber pilots / Strike missions[/b] Commanded by Rittenmeister Gmac, commonly known as -gmac-
    [/list]
    You can visit the JG13 website at http://www.jg13.com/ , or mail a JG13 staff member, for example Zembla ( zemblah@hotmail.com) or Odisseo (odisseo_online@ticino.com) with questions.

    Kind regards, Zembla
     
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  2. biles

    biles Well-Known Member

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    Oh, you forgot to mention the five different incarnations of me, Bile's.
    Yes, me. I am the worst pilot in the squad, but I try the hardest.

    I used to come to the JG13 forum so I could write things about my cat and the terrible job I had during the 6th Iraq crisis (7th? 5th?). Now that we have gone public, I will have to write stuff like that elswhere, like, um, channel 100, maybe?

    JG13 has several unnoficial WB FH records:
    1) One of our members one time got Pietas so angry he lost control and crapped his pants thereby being forced to put his bf109f2 into ottoangle and head for the crapper to wipe his messy arse. This is hard to do, normally the only way to get that guy to lose his cool is to say something bad about Poland or his cousin/wife.
    2)The most languages ever used simultaniously on Roger Wilco. Jeez. Some guy said, "Hey, I gotta..." and there were five guys ALL doing the kinky idiot, this way and that, saying in five different languages, "Con? WHAT FACKNG CON?"
    3) Most freindly fire ever received by one of the five incarnations of Biles, me. One time I got to fly against the famed and feared (I won't say his name) while he flew around as a RED shooting his own team mates. He kept on saying "sorry" on private channel each of the 276 times he killed me!
    4)Beer. No, no record, official OR un-official, I just wanted to use the word "beer" in this post.
     
  3. Zembla JG13

    Zembla JG13 FH Beta Tester

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    oh not at all, now there is ample space for your mind's deductions and your experiences, you can even entertain us with some sort of a column, you're free to do as you please... all no problem for me

    More highly regarded records have been or are:
    -most kills per sortie, AFAIR
    -most targets hit in one bomb run
    -most fields captured in a short ammount of time
    -biggest kill/death ratio
    -biggest kill/sortie ratio
    -biggest score/sortie ratio
    -...

    oh well

    <Z>
     
  4. sebbo

    sebbo Well-Known Member

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    Glas is interested to join us. Can I invite him?
     
  5. -haupt

    -haupt Well-Known Member

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    IM SURE GLAS IS WELCOME TO ALL AS A WET PUPPY.
     
  6. sebbo

    sebbo Well-Known Member

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    lol! Consider him invited!
     
  7. Glas

    Glas Well-Known Member

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    Glas is already part of the squad mate ;)

    @ haupt: LOL eh?!? That cheap dope ur smoking is taking effect then? :p

    -glas-

    p.s I need to get a new digi camera to make a new JG13 logo. In weed of course :D
     
  8. sebbo

    sebbo Well-Known Member

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    LOL GLAS! Next time you're in holland, we'll take a new pic!
     
  9. Prometeo

    Prometeo Well-Known Member

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    Wecome Glas, we were missing a scottish member :cheers:
     
  10. Zembla JG13

    Zembla JG13 FH Beta Tester

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    And you Prometeo are missing an "l" in your greeting ;)

    <Z>
     
  11. Prometeo

    Prometeo Well-Known Member

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    :confused:
     
  12. -haupt

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    Hes talking about the word welcome without L, promet.

    Funny stuff... WECOME GLAS if reading welcome without L gives me an interesting result:

    WECOME
    WE = Us...
    COME = in portuguese COME means EAT..but its also used when u r talking about sex.. COME = EAT = FUCK


    WE FUCK GLAS


    At least now what i said on my first post makes sense:
    IM SURE GLAS IS WELCOME TO ALL AS A WET PUPPY.


    CAN U SEE THE COINCIDENCE? IS NOT THE WORLD JUST AMAZING?
     
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  13. Glas

    Glas Well-Known Member

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    Damn haupt, your psychic!

    Or psycho maybe, im not quite sure which one yet ;)

    Nice post tho :D

    -glas-
     
  14. -haupt

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    Sorry glas.. pretty dirt and tasteless joke... but at least the coincidence is cool. :dura:
     
  15. BarT

    BarT Well-Known Member

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    yeah u both suck
    ;p
     
  16. sebbo

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    Hey Bart, how's the sensemilla doing? :)
     
  17. -haupt

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    MODERATIONAL: USER BarT HAS USED FOUL OR ABUSIVE LANGUAGGE: BANNED
     
  18. Prometeo

    Prometeo Well-Known Member

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    Sorry sergio did not mean to hurt your sensitivity :turret:
     
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  19. -haupt

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    MODERATIONAL: USER Prometeo HAS USED FOUL OR ABUSIVE WEED: BANNED

    MODERATORIAL: USER -haupt HAS USED WRONG SPELLING AND WILL BE BANNED
    [zembla]
     
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  20. sebbo

    sebbo Well-Known Member

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    I quit smoking weed a loooooong time ago. My SR would KILL me if I ever lit another toke :)