Kizzy and the pea coat

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  1. Mcloud

    Mcloud Well-Known Member

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    I have always been taught not to dislike peple because of their race, etc. they are "god created" my mom used to say. We are all god's children..
    :zzz:
    Well, anyways, remember that pea coat I was telling you guys about?
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    Yeah that one. This is the second winter I have worn that thing, but I only wear it out like if I go out for some sort of event or something where I want to look half decent. I have worn it about 12 times in total.

    I go to this church thing to try to get my head screwed on properly. Most people go to Florida this time of year, but I just go to the local church. There is this black lady there, a nurse, who has scary lookin teeth. In my mind, I call her Kizzy. Kizzy was this black lady from a TV series called "Roots" in the 1970's. It was about slaves in America. Black folks. Now I don't hate her, but I must say up front that I think she is one of those quite unattractive people who can't find a nice guy to bang her. I'm serious.

    [​IMG] "Kizzy" from Roots

    [​IMG] Kunte Kinte, a dude from Roots, Nomesayin'?

    I am not attracted to her. At all. She however, likes to sit beside me and put her hand on my pea coat which I don't fuckin like. "How are you?" she asks. "oh not bad, and you?" I say. In my mind I am saying, "God those teeth are fuckin scary. I literally wouldn't fuck you for 5,000 bucks, even if I haven't wacked off in 5 days." If she sits near me again, I will get up and move away. That's body language for "You can't touch my cock". Right?

    Why can't a girl that looks like Pam Anderson touch my pea coat?

    Not sure why it bugs me so much. Maybe when I was a kid I saw planet of the apes late at night and woke up the next day changed a little. Makes me want to move to Germany or the Ukraine.

    Anyway, I don't like this black lady touching my fuckin Pea coat. And today I bought a very nice Hilfiger shirt at winners and the lady at the checkout counter was black too and somehow when I got that shirt home it just didn't seem so great. Was planning on wearing it with my pea coat.

    Sorry if this has offended anyone. I got nothin against black people. A lot of them make great car theives, you just have to explain the hotwiring thing. ;)

    I can't wait until God kills me.
     
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  2. Mcloud

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    You laughed, Admit it.

    :D :nono:
     
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    I'm still laughing........


    If she looks like Leslie Uggams, teeth or no teeth I would do her instantly, no hesitation or second thought.. heck not even a thought at all !!!!

    Besides that's what doggie position is all about......

    "bend over baby and I'll drive..." :cool:


    The funny thing was I was thinking yesterday about whatever happened to that coat you bought....

    .......must have been that cheap Korean unfiltered sake I polished-off last night.




    So, what do you wear when you're selling real estate?
     
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    Looooool:D :D :D
     
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    LOL !!!!



    You sick fuck, mcloud.... sick !


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!


    :@prayer:
     
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    I confess. :shuffle:
     
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