A woman was travelling on a bus with her baby when a man came up to her and said: "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen." The woman was obviously very upset by this "Whats the matter?" asked the condustor "That man over there just upset me !" said the woman "Well don´t just sit here. Go over there and tell him what you think of him." said the conductor...... "I´ll hold your monkey for you !..."
