You fucking suck at latin bas. YET AGAIN AFI IS THE MASTER OF LANGUAGE!!! BIGGADUS DICKAMUS is the correct term, jerk. You might want to request lessons from me soon if you wanna keep up with the cool crowd.
Frog, "megaphallus" is more like Greek... Afi, "Biggus Dickus" is from Monty Python's "Life of Brian". Sod off!!!! PILATE: Now, Jewish wapscallion. BRIAN: I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman. PILATE: A Woman? BRIAN: No, no. Roman. [slap] Aah! PILATE: So, your father was a Woman. Who was he? BRIAN: He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons. PILATE: Weally? What was his name? BRIAN: 'Nortius Maximus'. CENTURION: Ahh, ha ha! PILATE: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? CENTURION: Well, no, sir. PILATE: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked? CENTURION: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir,... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir. GUARD #4: [chuckling] PILATE: What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'? CENTURION: Well, it's a joke name, sir. PILATE: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. GUARD #4: [chuckling] PILATE: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. BRIAN: Can I go now, sir? [slap] Aaah! Eh. PILATE: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. GUARD #4: [chuckling] PILATE: Wight! Take him away! CENTURION: Oh, sir, he-- he only-- PILATE: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week. CENTURION: Yes, sir. Come on, you. GUARD #4: Ha ha haa ha, ha ha ha. Hooo hooo hoo hoo. Hoo hoo... PILATE: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... GUARD #1: [chuckling] PILATE: ...Dickus? GUARD #1: [chuckling] PILATE: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... GUARD #3: [chuckle] PILATE: ...'Dickus'? GUARD #1 and GUARD #2: [chuckling] PILATE: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'. GUARDS: [laughing] PILATE: Stop! What is all this? GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha... PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
Yeah sebbo- I know that film pretty well... Pilatus doesn't spell "r" (uses "w" instead) and Bigus Dickus has a problem with "e" (sth like "o" is used)... gives even more laugh when they try to choose a criminal to pardon "We do have Bwaian" :lmao:
Dude, sod off? You are fucking awful at english!!! Man it makes me disgusted!! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN!
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR director during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals called all the other cannibals aside, and roared: "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!" regards, Oz PS. I know a few secretaries I'd like to eat, if you know what I mean.
A Greek is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread,butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Greek ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Greek folk eat the whole bread?" Greek (in a bad mood): "Yes, we do." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Greece." The American has a smirk on his face. The Greek listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat marmelade with the bread??" Greek: "Sure we do." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recy! cle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Greece." The Greek then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Greek: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Greek: "We don't. In Greece, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!!" HAHAHAAA!!! Bitches!
inspector in sinagogue: please tell me what finances do you have rabbi: oh! what finances are you talking about? we don't mess with the money! i: well, you must buy candles, anyways r: we gather melted wax and sent it to the town. they cast it into new candles and send them back. i: but you also ought to buy matzo! r: well, gather crambs and send to the town. they bake new matzo for us. i: and what about circumsection? r: we gather scraps and send to the town. i: and what the town returns on that?! r: well, it depends. for example, today they sent you.
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange........orange." Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Quick! Spit them out! They're Assholes!!!!"
Where the hell is the boat?? I have been watching this beautiful picture for 5 minutes, but did not see any boat at all.
