OT: And the moral of the story is.....

Discussion in 'Warbirds International' started by Glas, Oct 24, 2003.

  1. Glas

    Glas Well-Known Member

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
    to get married.
    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She
    was a dream!
    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
    younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and
    low cut blouses.
    She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of
    her underwear.
    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
    invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
    and she had feelings
    and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn,t really want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
    committed my life to her sister.
    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

    She said, &I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it
    just come up and get me.?
    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
    reached the top she pulled down her panties
    and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
    went straight to the front door.
    I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me
    and said,
    "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
    man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


    The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.


    :D

    -glas-
     
  2. Zembla JG13

    Zembla JG13 FH Beta Tester

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    LOL!!!!

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  3. BarT

    BarT Well-Known Member

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    great
    lol
     
  4. vojtas

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    muahahahahahahah :D
     
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  6. -afi--

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    hahhahahhahhahahhahaha :D :super:
     
  7. bizerk

    bizerk Well-Known Member

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    lol i like it glas, but please tell the truth, you were going for your viagra ;)

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  8. -fla--

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    I knew that one already, but still it's a great one!
     
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    WTG!!! :super: :super: :super:
     
  10. Glas

    Glas Well-Known Member

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    Lol Bizerk, nice one ;)

    -glas-