Rice in Blackburn She saw, there, a supermodel* pouring a seal blood-like liquid** on the floor and sitting down in it holding a placard with STOP THE KILLING! painted on it. Over in dover she got a sword and scabbard presented to her by someone, possibly English. Then she went for a flight to visit a famous wildlife refuge, somewhere, donated by Sir Paul MacArtney out of his lands known as "The Former Common Grazing Lands Given To The English People By Charter by some dead king, a long time ago" Later, guards reacted quickly when she was approached by a person and spoken to. Officials, un named, sources, experts say, this was a whispered message for rice's cousin/sister, Naomi Campbell to contact her mother/aunt and father in alabama, they have been saving a catfish for naomi. And some grits. And some chitlins. *My sources say, this protesting supermodel was none other than Naiomi Campbell. **And it wasn't fuckin seal's blood. Either of her preferred brands of protest blood from concentrate: Del Monte Brand "Blood Of Innocents [tm]" a wonderful new product made with only the finest filipino tennant farmer's daughter blood, sun dried and bottled for your enjoyment. or Dole brand "Raghead style, filtered artery juice - from concentrate." Well known and appreciated for it's complete lack of lumps caused by flying chunks of offal splashing into the mix
