From: BoRat@wbfree.net To: Mcloud@McloudRealty.ca "Dear Mr. Mcloud, Spasibo! Thank you very much you send me picture to help for fix russian server. I go through checklist: Part 1: NO PROBLEM! Part 2: Ups! I see problem, I answer YES here. So, I show picture email to admins for ask solution. I talk them part 2 of picture. They say me: "Fuckhead! You unplug machine?! You belong with Jayroc in Canada! Go work real estate in Canada! get out this place! We are russian programmers, fuck off you wreck our fun!" So now I apply come to Canada. You can help? Maybe I send immigration minister finest Vodka in world, Finlandia. NO NO, wait I mean Stolichnaya, yes. I can make database for you company in real estate. I make list of all people make $100,000 per year only, others can go to shitty real estate companies, I don't care them. At night we can go to city and meet hot and sexy stupid Canadian women, they only want money. They can have money. HA! NO they can't have money fuck them. I show them silk tie and many $100.00 bills. Then they want for give me blowjob. Did I say they can have house? NO. Did I say they can have money? NO. Did I say they can make sexytime with cock in they mouth? YES. Only I say Yes to Sexytime in Their Mouth ONLY THIS I SAY. Stupid Canadian bitches, always want money for clothes, house, car. But no want to suck my cock. They suck it or get out of car on highway, speed limit in Canada 100 Km/h? correct? Fuck them! Ok I send you bottle Russian Vodka, Wyborowa. NO! wait this is shit from Poznan. I send you Stolichnaya. You send me Canadian whiskey and address immigration minister for canada, I send him Canadian bitch, better looking his fat wife, HA! Sexytime NICE!! Your friend, BoRat st.Tazhibaevoi 4022 Almaty, Kazakhstan
I like your stuff about pissing on a dog's face or kicking the crap out of a bad horse. Please ridicule in your more accustomed mode. Normally, I am not normally, mostly, most times, typically enfuriated by your writings. Your style of ridicule, if it were polished up, perfected, would be far better than the exploitative crap that little, exploitive, jew clown shovels [while the money is hot]. Don't you know any illuminatii comics with an angle you can exploit?
"..... Maybe I send immigration minister finest Vodka in world, Finlandia. NO NO, wait I mean Stolichnaya, yes. ..." Humm.... maybe some "Belvedere" or "Chopin" vodka? There may be some Polish programmer among them... 100% potato vodka is not easy to find these day...
