Worm mercy

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by hezey, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Ever since I can recall I have done this thing:
    [My mother confirms I did this as a tiny tiny person]

    I do not like to pass by a stranded worm.
    When I am walking and see a worm in a puddle, I take a time and pull him out of there and plunk him on the grass near me.
    To this day, when I am out and see a worm I might just bend and take him from there. If there are twenty in a puddle, I feel bad. A few times, I have, when no-one could see me, plunked up twenty.....
    But I just cannot publically display worm mercy. Which is a moral delimna, for me
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    Maybe not you.
     
  2. hezey

    hezey Well-Known Member

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    Oooh, fuck me. This is the fuckin Colt45 8% alcholhol [bye volume] fuckuin yankeee fuckin holyshit beer jeeze christ fuck4
     
  3. -ALW-

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    The robins thank you, and dogs hate worm killers.
     
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    Robins are one of my favorite song birds. Between them and the Meadow Larks. Nothing like waking up in the quiet morning hours, listening to a robin singing his heart out. It is very quiet out here in the country so, you can hear several of them in the morning or evening.



     
  7. hezey

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    You mean to say that dogs hate American Robins? Or that dogs hate puddles? Or that both dogs and Robins hate puddles [untrue]....?
    Ya have to be more elaborate or, uh, I should say, more clear in explaining wtf you meant, man.
    I consider this what you said to be OTSpam and I am gonna write, someone, uh, the Internet police, maybe, or uh, some CISPA section will bury you up to your neck.

    Jokin man. Just because yer first name is Albert don't make you any kinda a Einstein, especially judgin by your lame comments, hardly worth a witty and sharp reply, by yours truly: you need things explained.
    And here, so do I..... (Jokin man jokin, you can be stupid any time you want, heh), OT too, heh.

    LooseLeif:
    Karma?
    You mean I was reborn to exibate a har,eless behavior that would get me drugged and restrained if I were to display those behaviors in USA? Or mobbed by crows up here?

    So, what do you have to say about drownin earth-worms? [never mind, ALW]
    Maybe, uh:
    1: Easier to snare than coyotes
    2: Taste and texture like bacon bits when dried
    2: If ya got the munchies, from a puddle, there is no crunchy sandy grit on em....
    In Aus the worms eat birds.

    Mac: It is Attenborough, no worries
     
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  8. -ALW-

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    Welcome to Canada.....