A380 Impressed me

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  1. Uncles

    Uncles Well-Known Member

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    2nd Lieutenant, it's my duty to tell you: Beware of fragging! :)
     
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    That post makes me nauseous.

    I can't begin to describe how much I would like to inflict physical pain on someone after reading that post by squirl.

    How did your parents bring you up? Were they too blindly ignorant to reality and methods of argument? Do you even care?

    Why I even bothering posting this, I will never know. This is the same person that said he doesn't care about people being blown up if they're not american, so maybe logic is telling me I should just quit.
     
  3. Broz

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    lol afi :)
     
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    And whoever decided to give me bad reputation for that post by saying "da-da-da-dusche BAG!", it's spelled "Douchebag". Learn how to spell, cuntscallop.
     
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    But I am a fan of Tolkien! :)

    Did I give a copy of the pics Scotland to you? One of them I would name "Tolkien in Middle-Earth"! The one with the old white-haired guy sitting on the ridge looking at all the mountains and the valleys...
     
  6. Broz

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    funny, i got the same. And another saying: "Do me a sandwich. Now!" :)
     
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    My opinion A380 great technological achievement. I'm not getting near it because I really don't like doing things with huge numbers of people.
    The more not the better in my taste. I ain't goin to tokyo seoul or any other mega city either fricken human infestation is out of control. :flyer:
     
  8. Broz

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    the other day i flew from Geneva to Madrid in an A319. The biggest plane i had flown in until that day had been an MD87. I didn't like the flight in the Airbus, way too big for me (and it has only 160 seats, AFAIR). I can't think what must be to fly in a 800 seats bird. Geez, i'd get fucking nervous....
     
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    hahahha, I like sandwiches :)
     
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    CC thats what I meant :) The part I quoted could have been written by the man himself ;)

    From your last visit? Hmmm good question. I remember Bas made up a CD in his house with photos on it, but cant remember if the Scotland ones were included. In fact now I think about it, I havent seen them. Can you email them to me or something? I definitely havent seen the "Tolkien in Middle-Earth" pic :)
     
  11. Broz

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    like this? :)

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    That's my favorite type. But I enjoy being in the middle, and two ladies squeezed against me.
     
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    Yeah, I wouldn't want to fly on a plane these days with ~799 strangers. I haven't seen the interiors of the 380, but I hope it has a lot of bathrooms :)

    And big bathrooms. Trying to take a pee on a plane, in a small bathroom designed in 1968 (most of our American domestic flights are on such old planes), is not easy unless you sit down, and I refuse to sit down. It's especially bad when there's turbulence. Last time I flew I was lucky to be in first class (I was not paying for the flight), so it was easy to get to the can. Now only first-class passengers can use the first-class toilet, thanks to our spectacular and comedic post-9/11 security measures ;) But they kept giving me beer, and I kept accepting. Because how is one to respond when a pretty stewardess asks "Another beer, sir?", and it's free?

    I have devised a new method of peeing during turbulence. I am tall. So I kneel on the toilet, relax, aim at the target and, so stabilized, I let nature take its course. I'm not ashamed of this. Rather proud of myself :) Can't wait to try it on Lufthansa :cheers:
     
  14. RolandGarros

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    Lufthansa flight to & from NA go via the polar route, above the tropopause & mostly @ night , so turbulance is quite unlikely. you need a summer afternoon Miami-LA run for "combat evaluation"
     
  15. RolandGarros

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    or maybe a takeoff in the bathroom of a dash8 following the flight path of an A-380 ¦¬þ
     
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    I worked at Madrid's airport, in planes' maintenance, and one of our tasks was to wide bathrooms depots (yes, that myth of shit thrown in the air is only that, a myth), a disgusting task, but someone must make it. Anyway, in a 747, we had to wide 14 bathrooms, IIRC, so an A380, bigger than it, just guess how many will there be :)

    For free? Fuck, the other day the stewardess offered me a coke (15cl, half a can), for 2,10?. Damn...
     
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    LOL! And I thought that I was the only one :p Wtg Allsop! :fly2:
     
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    here's the last one i got: "no profanity plz, cloaka feltcher"

    Cool :p
     
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    LoL

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