Some good song

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  1. Uncles

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    I was kind of wondering if anyone on this planet had written a song about Evie, Obama's transgendered nanny. (would you let this THING look after your kid when he was growing up? (not talkin to you biles)) EDie A good tune actually, anyone know the chords?

    [​IMG]Evie - Obamas Transgendered communist masonic Nanny.
    [​IMG]Edie Sedgewick - with Andy Warhol, quite a girl, died at 28 in 1971
     
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    Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
    Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
    Up your nose and in your heinie hole
    I don't care where it goes
    And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
    You should fuck yourself anyway
    Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
    But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
    Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
    If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
    Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
    Everyone will know you've been to this show

    If you can't take, eat my stool
    Masturbate with some crazy glue
    I don't care what you do
    Fock yourself with a garden tool
    Fuck yourself with politics
    Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
    I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
    It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
    long
    Fuck yourself with the world wide web
    Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
    You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
    Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly

    Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
    Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
    If you can't even fuck yourself,
    How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
    Fuck yourself with my microphone
    I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
    We can turn it up loud
    And see if you come, but
    Don't get your jizz on my microphone
    Fuck yourself with organized religion
    Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
    If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
    He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time

    And can someone explain to me this racist crap
    I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
    And to all you people who only see things your way
    Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
    Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
    Watch your money get up and go
    but when you burnt your brain and you say
    I don't know!
    I hate to tell you but I told you so
    Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
    I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
    They come down on me because I know how to play -
    Hey... fuck you!
    Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
    Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
    Now those people think they're holier than Moses
    But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
    Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
    I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
    If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
    Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
    Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
    With your spikes and your hair and those cute
    little buttons
    And if you happen to have some leather and lace
    Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
    Fuck yourself with your income tax
    They're fucking you and that's a fact
    Before you know it your money's all spent
    And you've just been fucked by the government
    Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
    You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
    I have been so fucked by legal bills
    that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
    Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
    With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
    With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
    Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think

    Those of you who enjoy this song
    thank you thank you, I love you
    Let's get it on
    But for those of you who are totally outraged
    Fuck yourself with your face
     
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    McLoud, this is likely the mission that will define your life. It's you (a little flap of the wrist there). Your voice is struggling to be heard!

    Go forth, young master McLoud, and siiiiiinngggg!!!!!!!!

    :shuffle:

    What news have you yet to impart? What insights? What's your major malfunction?

    You are one weird dude.
     
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    @ Jacob:


    Frank Zappa !!!!!


    :super: :super: :super:
     
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    Yes, the good old days..

    I can't imagine I would ever say that about Van Halen...

    Runnin' with the Devil... and Ain't talkin' bout Love...


    :rose:
     
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    "communist masonic" ??? really? How does that work ????


    Oh yes, I knew a guy who after "Nam went to New York and somehow became buds with Warhol. There was all kinds of tail floating around there... beautiful girls of all flavours.. and habits.

    You had to be careful... some of those beauties weren't exactly.. ah...

    "girls".. ha ha ha!

    :eek:
     
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    That song is neither written nor sung by Frank. Look at the comments to that video.

    edit: but it's still great mind you!
     
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    Maybe left it on the playground? That's why that kind of?

     
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    Not impressed by that one. I did listen to a few other stuff he made on that youtube. They were nice.
    Lots of sunny afternoon sounding stuff.
    Here is one:

    I know the song has lyrics that are bitching about taxes in GB. I never gave a fuck about that when I was 7 and still don't [too poor to have paid much taxes] but is pleasant song.
     
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    British Hippies. I liked em.
     
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    Evie is weird. This guy who is a transgendered something or other, to me, is downright scary. Evie was Obamas "Nanny". I think I am gonna be sick. Obama is the president of the United States. He is a freemason, in the Prince Hall order.
    All these communists like Trotsky were freemasons.
    communism and freemasonry

    jacobe that frank Zappa tune seems a bit negative. I am looking at the lyrics and it makes me wonder what is going on inside the guys head who wrote that. I wouldn't pay for it. Frank Zappa was very creative, yeah, but those lyrics are gross.
    If you have aspbergers stay away from Frank Zappa lyrics. :nono: :D Listening to Frank Zappa will compound any symptoms of Aspbergers.
    here's a nice song...that rickenbacker has a nice crunch to it Now you understand why early Who stuff sounds so good..
     
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    That song is made by Steve Vai complitely. Healthy headed guy he is eh? A good representation of USA'ers mentality.Pathetic.
     
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    Little Stevie Vai is transgender Illuminatii.
    [Stop looking at USA media, Mac, it is making you into a retard]

     
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    Sarah Palin For President!!!!
     
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    :flyer: :turret::mafia:

    Nevermind the emo faggots, I'm thinking about being drunk out of my mind in a squadron bar somewhere yelling my cranium off to this. Fox 2 on the bitch in orange.

    :cheers:
     
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    You no more listen to that crap than I listen to "Vulgar Queen."
    Ya post as an example of what can go wrong, eh?
    At least I hope so.
     
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    Gentlemen! And some ladies ;) Where's Fatale when you want her...

    Well, Friday evening bar-flying, was thinking about some old-timey stuff.

    Confession: before 10 AM today, I was listening to old Russian pop rap. Banderos is a "Russian rap band" that should be erased from history. I mean, the Kolumbia Pik4erz thing... Stop it now :) Why must I do these things in the morning? Cease and desist.

    Here is some old stuff that was very good. People forget that some "pop" is highly produced, with good money behind it. And good musicians. I don't know, I've gotten into many arguments about this kind of thing IRL. But check this out. I think it was a well constructed, well produced gig.

    Yes, I have been drinking English beer tonight (Newcastle).

    Be objective.
     
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