Unemployed copper chopper

"I don't give a fuck if that's a picture of mcloud's cock or not,
all I know is every friday night, mcloud comes over with 3 medium pizzas,
a bottle of whiskey, and rocks my world."

Sincerely,
Sue-Ann Jones

 

"Honey, If Mcloud rocks your world, you are one hurtin pig.
(Not to mention a little chunky in the ass). When you want a
real man with a real cock, call 1 800 RUD EBOY, formerly 1 800 BILESSS"

Signed,
Debbie Gritz"

 

"Who is Mcloud? He has big cock everybody say. I don't care
if he has big cock. I want money. Biles has big cock too, I know.
He show me big cock at bus stop and say me "fuck off zipperhead bitch,
go home!" He say I bud in front of him at bustop. I am just immigrant.
I come to bus stop, that's all, I no want money. Then he show me his teeth!
I get very scared and run away!"

I sign my name now Sing Lao

 

Who is Mcloud? He is someone who can't tell a cock from a... well just see for yourself:

 

How you know my cock size?
Why is it relevant?
How does it compare with other people's cock sizes you have in your database?
And the bad thing about having a horse cock is the fact of having to fuck horses. I would much rather the kind of cock I have, which is comparatively tiny and is washed more often and I have room in my clothing to store it and my female companions prefer it, at least they tell me they prefer it.
Ever seen The Film of the tiiny woman and the pony?
She had a rug draped over her so the pony's hooves wouldn't kick the crap out of her as he was lustily mounting her. Wierd pony and wierd woman.
And illegal in most places except Washington State.

 

Sounds like standin' at the bus stop with the likes of Sing Lao is startin' to make you sound a little like Sing lao.....

Am I guessin 1 out of 4 made you laugh?