Official Off-Topic Flooding Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by Harpoon, Aug 15, 2004.

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  1. vasco

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    HA! Found another brazilian in Luftwaffe!

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  3. vasco

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    from a guy's sig in other forum
    :D:D
     
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  6. vasco

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  8. Red Ant

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    Holy cow! :eek:
     
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    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach
    when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,
    in a booming voice the Lord said,
    'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
    wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to
    Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    he Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of
    the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;
    the supports required for reaching the bottom of the
    Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
    will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can
    do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
    worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
    something that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
    said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
    women; I want to know how she feels inside, what
    she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
    why she cries, what she means when she says
    nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
    happy.'

    The Lord replied,
    'You want two lanes or four on that bridge'?
     
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  11. airfax

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    LMAO!

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  12. Fucketeer

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHA, thank you for the laugh! :):):)
     
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  15. spuint

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    LMFAOO deadmeat!
     
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  16. vasco

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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D:D
     
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  17. Red Ant

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    LOL

    Fingerfucks "Clitcollector" Max Speeds Charts (requires java).
     
    Red Ant, Oct 16, 2007
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  18. spuint

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    Red "Fuck-me-for-a-buck" Ant :D
     
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  19. Fucketeer

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Red Ant

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    Hey, why don't you guys post what it says for you?! :p
     
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