OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

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@sebbo
Didn't they eat hamsters in peru or something?


Ps. These guys talk about sex like some starving ehtiopian children would talk about food.

PPs. To trigger it...it's easy. If i took a feminine nick, some cute bouncing rabbit on speeds as my avatar and posted some ^^　XDDDDD XDDDD i bet youd all have a boner. It's scary you know.

 

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[thinking mode on] you know illo, for some of us, sex is something funny, something you can talk openly of, make jokes about and even use as a self - kidding tool, I know freya, and i know she has a boyfriend, and, sorry that you have to read this Freya, she is not my type, and if I had a boner I wouldn't be writing the things I do, and if this wasn't the internet but in person, i wouldn't be talking like that. even if it may look impossible, I'm quite kind with women, but, as i said before, this is all joking. It is not your kind of humour? ok, maybe this isn't funny for you, but don't be misunderstood, if we talk about sex like that it is not because of the lack of it, because we are "starving for lack of sex", but because it makes us laugh. [/thinking mode off]

hmmmm, green bears REALLY give me boners....

 

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Elephants, elephants rules!!! you dog fucker!!!

 

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Oh..shit.

I was just kidding. Forgive me.

 

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no need for forgiveness, I don't see any offense

And now that I have seen your bear, you will pass from ( * ) to ( o ) (oops, I did it again )

 

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Just don't forget to feed broz.

 

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no problem, when he's hungry he won't stop complaining....

 

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somehow I think he is always hungry...

 

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Damn, why after 3-4 posts in ANY thread my nick comes up again? You really love me guys. Now, that's scary....

 

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my bad

 

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as usual

Btw, as a pet i'd really love a spider. A big tarantula. I really love those animals. And that's a good excuse to not invite someone to your haven

 

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any of you morons pays attention? DOGS! not tarantulas! DOOOOOOGS!!!

 

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a tarantula can kill a dog

 

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HOT DOGS!!! DDDDDDDD

 

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An Elephant can kill a dog and a tatantula, all together!!

 

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if you want it like that, buy a blue whale

 

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Nah, that's guinea pigs, mate...

 

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in Poland we call them "sea pigs". fuck they aren't neither pigs neither sea...

 

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they aren't from any Guinea either

 

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my cat can eat a tarantula, an elephant, a guinea pig, a blue whale and a dog. make that 2 dogs
oh, and broz