OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

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  1. graatz

    graatz Well-Known Member

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    my dog can eat your cat.
     
    graatz, Sep 21, 2005
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  2. sebbo

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    My Korean guy can eat both your dog AND your cat
     
    sebbo, Sep 21, 2005
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  3. Aser

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    No, no, and no. An elephant can kill all your cats, dogs, mouses, pigs, mothers, rabbits, flies, sebbos, brozs, frogs (including that stupid dick hunging and bad singer crazy shitty), bitches, walking pennis, and all you, bastards!! :D
     
    Aser, Sep 21, 2005
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  4. Perdomo

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    Is that a purple or a green elephant? I ask it to begin choosing the weapon to kill it....
     
    Perdomo, Sep 21, 2005
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  5. Count

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    wow! cyberzoofight! :)
     
    Count, Sep 21, 2005
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  6. Perdomo

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    Elephants:

    How to kill a purple elephant? easy, using a weapon designed to kill purple elephants...
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    How to kill a white elephant? easy, you choke him until he's purple, and then you kill it using a weapon designed to kill purple elephants....
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    How to kill a green elephant? easy, you scare the shit out of him, he then becomes white, you choke him, he's purple now and you can kill it with a weapon designed to kill purple elephants.....
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    Why don't elephants ever play tennis? because nobody does round tennis-shoes
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    Why don't elephants ever ride a bike? because they don't have thumbs to push the ring
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    What do elephants do in a poppy field? they play "hiding", have you ever seen one? no, obviously they were hiding....
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    How would you make fit four elephants in a mini cooper? two in the front seat, two in the back seat...
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    How do you know if there are any elephants in a disco? easy, if there's a mini parked at the door....
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    You see? nobody does absurd jokes about dogs, so dogs RULEZ!! Elephants SUX!!!
     
    Perdomo, Sep 21, 2005
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  7. beryl

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    :D Good One Perdomo :D
     
    beryl, Sep 21, 2005
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  8. Aser

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
    Aser, Sep 21, 2005
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  9. Aser

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
    Aser, Sep 21, 2005
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  10. Aser

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    mmmmmmmmmmmm.............................................
     
    Aser, Sep 21, 2005
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  11. Aser

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    ......................................................... plop!!!

    Umh, you are rigth, I change to turtles!!!!


    Turtles can kill all your cats, dogs, mouses, pigs, mothers, rabbits, flies, sebbos, brozs, frogs (including that stupid dick hunging and bad singer crazy shitty), bitches, walking pennis, and all you, bastards!! :D

    Long live to turtles!!!
     
    Aser, Sep 21, 2005
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  12. Count

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    Aser Don't eat many because you will heartburn
     
    Count, Sep 21, 2005
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  13. Perdomo

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    turtles.....


    turtles.....


    Aser, aser, aser, aser..... turtles? you mean those little, slow moving, stinking, green pests? can your turtle bring you back a ball? or a piece of wood? or the newspaper? does a turtle moves her tail when you get home? or attack intruders? or does a turtle attack any cat in sight? no? well, that's because it is NOT A DOG! and dogs, my friend, rule.
     
    Perdomo, Sep 21, 2005
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  14. Broz

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    Turtle: Walking soup packet. Enough said. I rest your case.


    :D
     
    Broz, Sep 21, 2005
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  15. Aser

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    Turtles are the best, and no discussion is posible about it!!! You are trying to cheat me with all that strange reasoning. No, no, and no. I don´t hear you, I don´t hear you, I don´t hear you, I don´t hear you,.... , my invisible friend is always right and it tells me that turtles are the best, .... wait a moment .... yes, and now it is telling me that I should burn to dead and eat the hearth of anyone who dont agree with that.
     
    Aser, Sep 21, 2005
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  16. Perdomo

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    Are you Wiggum's son? :p
     
    Perdomo, Sep 21, 2005
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  17. big-jo

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    eyy ralph, have you eaten the glue???
     
    big-jo, Sep 21, 2005
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  18. graatz

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    Could your turtle eat my boss please?
     
    graatz, Sep 21, 2005
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  19. freya

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    Re: OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

    Perdomo, me you know? Really??? O_O xDDDDDD
     
    freya, Sep 21, 2005
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  20. Perdomo

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    Freya, I was wrong, I thought you were somebody else! when broz told me who you are, I thought I knew you... but... erm... I was wrong... again :shuffle:
     
    Perdomo, Sep 21, 2005
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