OT: Exotic pets (or "pests"?)

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P.S.: anyway, I know you are a girl, so you can be no good

 

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xDDDD I forgive you xDDD

 

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Turrrrrrrtles, turrrrrtlessssss.

 

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My hamster will eats your stupid turrrrtles xD

(A no ser q sean tortugas ninja... xDDDD)

 

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Turtles? let me tell you about turtles:

Aser: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sud--
Perdomo: Is this the test now?
Aser: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down--
Perdomo: What one?
Aser: [Very irritated] What?
Perdomo: What desert?
Aser: [Calmly] Doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
Perdomo: But how come I'd be there?
Aser: Maybe you're fed up ? maybe you wanna be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Perdomo. It's crawling towards you--
Perdomo: Tortoise? What's that?
Aser: [Pauses to puff on cigarette, perhaps wondering if Perdomo is messing with him?] You know what a turtle is?
Perdomo: Of course.
Aser: Same thing.
Perdomo: Never seen a turtle.
[Aser is not happy with V-K readings. Perdomo is figuring out what this test really is, but sees Aser's patience is wearing thin.]
Perdomo: But I understand what you mean.
Aser: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Perdomo.
Perdomo: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Aser. Or do they write ?em down for you?
Aser: [echoing] The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Perdomo: [Getting agitated] What do you mean I'm not helping?
Aser: I mean you're not helping. Why is that, Perdomo?
[Perdomo seems confused. Aser leans back.]
Aser: They're just questions, Perdomo. [Puffs cigarette] In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response. [Pauses and leans forward to put cigarette in ashtray] Shall we continue?
[Perdomo nods slightly and leans forward with hands under table]
Aser: Describe, in single words, only the good things that come into your mind -about ? your mother.
Perdomo: My mother?
Aser: Yeah.
Perdomo: Let me tell you about my mother.

 

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and it all started with a blue tongue dragon....

 

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So, be careful. Rick Decard is otw to kill you.

(bastard turtle hater)

(turtles rules)

 

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He can start by kissing my shiny metal ass! (omg, I feel like allsop now... buerk! )

 

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

Now.... I'm better... I don't feel.... allsopish... good.

 

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Sticking with H. Ford:

"Snakes, I hate snakes!" (guess the movie thread someone? )

 

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indiana jones!

 

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another one:
nazis, I hate those guys

 

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The big Lebowski?

 

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Are you joking, I suposse.

The great Indy again, of course, ..., or it was the great turtle?

 

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too much discworld lately? great A'tuin?

 

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wasn't it from that movie?

 

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no

 

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"Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker - say "what" one more goddamn time."

 

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Pulp Fiction

 

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hey! wait a minute. this thread was about , ....., dogs? turtles? nexus6? ...., errrr, whatever!!! but not a "guess what film" one!!!, you turtl... errrr ... bastards!!!