Official Off-Topic Flooding Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic International' started by Harpoon, Aug 15, 2004.

  1. sebbo

    sebbo Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    I would like to point out that you are all assholes. And -Afi-- is the worst asshole around. Eat a dick, you fucking bastard!

    Oh, just for the record, I consider myself to be a huge asshole as well. In fact, if I were to compose a list of forum-members sorted by asshole-ness it would probably look a little bit like this:

    1. Afi (Yankee POS)
    2. Afi (Destructive, drunk, pinko, commie FREAK!)
    3. Afi (Once more, on general principle)
    4. Sebbo (Ignorant buffoon with his head so far up his ass he can see the sky through it)
    5. Glas (Scottish fucktard, eating haggis and drinking whisky)
    6. Zembla (Belgian. 'Nuff said)
    7. Allsop (Annoying little brat with an attitude. Should've been shot at birth, I'm sorry to say)
    8. Once more Afi
    9. Frog (Why did the Polish girl stop using vibrators? They clipped her teeth!)

    ... time to up my medication, I guess.....
     
  2. Zembla JG13

    Zembla JG13 FH Beta Tester

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Well thanks for reminding us ;) Whats wrong, the marriage cliche is actually true? Good sex before, but as soon as... downhill?

    :D

    Apart from it being OT... I never assaulted Allsop, only the thing he said :p

    <Z>
     
  3. sebbo

    sebbo Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Sex is goooooooooooood, Zem!!!! No worries there! :)
     
  4. Broz

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    Re: Pure lameness

    That's exactly what isn't being done :D

    Anyway, i'd give him a break if he ever appreciate it. But it's like that adomaso stuff. The more you hit the bitch, the more she wants :)
     
  5. Allsop

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Oh-ho, you got me, what did you say that command was again? .getspeed? ctrl+p? Jesus, never heard of that one. You know, this from the people that complain of airspeed when its "common knoledge" that about 80% of all planes speedo's are off, by a good number.

    I run 280-330 on most hours im on....thats pritty damn good. And frog, I never used your name bud :) and never accoused you of warping, I fully admited that I get a big old glitch in our fight...Im still not shure what caused it though, maybe all this wireless shit I bought for my computer slows it down when in use.....dont know.
     
  6. Glas

    Glas Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Fuck you! Slag off our food? I have one thing to say to you....

    [size=+3]FEBO!!![/size]

    :D

    -glas-
     
  7. Odisseo

    Odisseo Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    I wonder why he doesn't reply anymore...




    ahhhhhhh :p
     
  8. spaceb

    spaceb Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Now I have Cable but I flew many years with dialup, my normal ping was 1200ms in flight and my beacon was also green and I didn't warp at all... no complains from fellow pilots.
     
  9. -frog-

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    Re: Pure lameness

    @spaceb
    really noone?

    @sebbo

    #9? wtf...? You're a fucktard deserving afi's #1 place for that ;) #5 or #6 is where I should be placed :D
     
  10. Allsop

    Allsop Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Its true, I really belive that if your conection is very consistant, then the host can keep track of you and even everything out. While people with decent yet eratic conections "like downloading while playing" or people that just cant stand defeat and stir to make micro warps are entirely different than true conections.
     
  11. Broz

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    Re: Pure lameness

    what the fuck is this? look that ping...
     
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  12. Pikkot

    Pikkot Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    oh shit! it even beats mine 10032 in WBHelper(10s is timeout :) )
     
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  13. -frog-

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Holy shit Broz :D
     
  14. spaceb

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    Re: Pure lameness

    I played many years with that ping... 1200 ms, 900ms in a good day and noone complained, noone. I think it is a normal ping for south americans using dialup.
     
  15. -afi--

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Sebbo I could probably kill you in a knife fight. Don't push the limits, fucker!

    And as for the rest of you dirty european douchenozzles, I'll let that be a warning to you. Arguing with AFI = You fucking dying in a knife fight!
     
  16. -Kharn-

    -Kharn- Well-Known Member

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    Broz, warper! :D
     
  17. Broz

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    Afi, let me guess. Your friend gave you a knife for being "kind" to him? :UU: :D


    @kharn: :shuffle:
     
  18. -afi--

    -afi-- Well-Known Member

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    Re: Pure lameness

    Broz, did you insinuate that I was possibly homosexual?

    KNIFE FIGHT TIME, MOTHERFUCKER! LOOK WHO'S GETTING FUCKED NOW! :D




    ps. I don't have anything against homosexuals, i have many friends who are. I just don't want any confusion over if I'm a bigot or not :)
     
  19. Broz

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    your friend could be a woman, but thinking as first option in a guy.... you revealed yourself!!!! You fagot!! muhahahahaha


    P.S: It's a joke, and so must be seen, by everybody....except afi (you dirty eat-pillows!!)
     
  20. Allsop

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    Re: Pure lameness

    lol! Dity Pillows, their not what you think.....maybe.
     
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