@ Malino: BULLSHIT! Did you ever hear about the Bonobo ("Pan Panisucs" or Pygmee Chimpansee)? These guys have sex for pleasure as well. They have oral sex, anal sex, different positions (including 69) and each individual has his own personal favorites among these. In fact, even homosexuality has been observed amongst these animals.
Masturbating Animals and Politicians @sebbo and manonce Have You ever been in posession of a dog (I'll stress that it should be a dog and not a bitch)? Guess not... I've had 3 dogs and one bitch ...every male doggy I had, masturbated using the least apropriate (from my POV) object to do so (from pillow to my cousin's leg )... and you're talking bout Bonobo Chimps which have sth like 99% of genome of humans (and they even resemble one of the famous politicians, according to some sources-link to sources HERE )... and dolphins with brains twice the size of human one... c'mon I bet even some insects do masturbate
I'd just like to point out masturbation & sex are two different things. Sex requires two consenting partners of opposite sexes. Masterbation is usually performed when you can't find the consenting partner from the opposite sex. Mal
There is a tale of a buddhist monastry where the monks observed a vow of silence. Each monk was allowed to utter only two words every ten years. After his first ten years one of the monks went to the abbot and was allowed his two words. "Bed, Hard," he said. Another ten years passed. "Food, Crap," he said. Another ten years passed. "I Quit!" he yelled "I'm not surprised," said the Abbot, "you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
Hey! Here's a good joke! Distance icons disabled in MA, 6 calls deactivated, ottos don't shoot! LOL!!!
